May 2013
justgivemeafan:
well at least im not a middle aged mom who talks about how blessed she is on every facebook status.
captainmoi:
George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
bigmamag:
drtoilette:
chaniatreides:
starfleetgrad:
The Trek fandom is basically the original series crew running around the ship drunk like in “The Naked Time.”
I think you’re right.
bebroom:
a woman’s body is not for you. if she wants to cover it she should feel free and safe in doing so. if she wants to expose it she should feel free and safe in doing so. it is not an indication of her self-respect but an indication of her preferences for whatever reasons she chooses — none of which are your business or concern.
Happy Birthday Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Sorry I...
theperksofbeingsilver:
LOOK. OMG. I'M DYING. HE'S NOT CALLED MYCROFT.
cumbercolllective:
iwillburnthecakeoutofyou:
He is infact called.
You ready?
Yes?
k.
do you remember that time
ex-cuse-u:
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
suojure:
malijuanastyles:
i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop...
al3cthegr8:
garlic-breadgasm:
YOU DON’T OWE YOUR PARENTS ANYTHING
IT WAS THEIR CHOICE TO HAVE, KEEP AND RAISE YOU BUT IT WASN’T YOUR CHOICE TO BE THEIR CHILD
ANY EXPECTATIONS OR IDEALS THEY TRY AND ENFORCE ON YOU ARE BULLSHIT IF YOU DO NOT AGREE WITH THEM
THEY SHOULD ACCEPT THEIR CHILD AS THEY ARE NOT JUDGE THEM ON A MINOR DETAIL THAT DOESN’T AFFECT THEIR LIFE
DO NOT FEEL BAD IF YOU AREN’T...
leaveliestotheliars:
asheathes:
When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter”
Do you not understand?
There is no “next Harry Potter”
YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED
Same as the Beatles. I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter how popular a boy band gets or how much you hate the Beatles NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE BECAUSE OF A WHOLE NUMBER OF FACTORS.
j4ya:
really tho the fictional character that’s been treated the worst by its writers is Scrat
#HE JUST WANTED THE ACORN
thepacosanchezz:
my favorite show is sherlock starring bonkadonk clamberdouche and morgan freeman
brbshittoavenge:
callmekitto:
internetfeet:
People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
I’m appalled that so many people...
drkarayua:
mishasubi:
i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven
miguel-the-sexy-and-powerful-god:
gaytectives:
theimpalaismyhome:
gingerjonasbrother:
my favorite thing about hiatuses is the way the fans go a bit dormant, and hide under mountains of fics and rewatches and other shows
but then something happens, filming starts, and suddenly
# WE AREN’T FANGIRLS # WE’RE FANDRAGONS
what happened to the sherlock fandom and why didn’t we go dormant...
thehawklegacy:
If you ever see me with a shirt on of a show, movie or whatever on it that you love too
you have the right to sit your ass down in front of me and start talking
my public representation of my fandoms is an invitation to come and talk to me about it
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that shit off
that is beautiful
